The Pearly Gates

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The Pearly Gates

#1 Post by sexy_raiderette » Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:52 am

The Pearly Gates

St. Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when three black guys in baggy pants arrive, having been killed in a drive-by on the northwest side of Jacksonville.

St. Peter looks out through the Gates and said, "Wait here. I will be right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's office and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter, "How many times do I have to tell you! You can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

He returns to God's office and says, "Well, they're gone."

"Who, the black guys?" asked God!

"No. The Pearly Gates!".
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