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Lottery Winner

#1 Post by chiconaduc » Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:08 pm

A woman comes flying home, screeching tires into the driveway, bursts through the front door and yells to her husband, "Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery!!!" Her husband jumps up and shouts, "What should I pack for? A cruise? The beach? What?" To which his wife replies, "Doesn't matter, just get out!"
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Re: Lottery Winner

#2 Post by CrashDummy » Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:46 pm

How to make a small fortune racing ... start with a large one.

Go into a corner with a little less speed and come out faster

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#3 Post by Bones_BADMC » Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:21 pm

LOL good one

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#4 Post by NinjaMama » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:10 pm

If I ever win the lottery, it'll be just about the same except it will be my roommate packing!
Better yet, she'll come home and I'll just be gone!!!! Yeah!!!!!!
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#5 Post by Jessika » Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:41 pm

Thats a good one.
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#6 Post by butterfly » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:27 pm


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Re: Lottery Winner

#7 Post by Rollin on 3 » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:03 pm

hahah cute!
Okay I can't find the one I like so I hope I don't ruin it, lol

The husband comes home and asks the wife, "Hey honey what would you do if I won the lottery?"

Wife responds,” take half and leave your ass!”

Husband says, “KOOL, I won $4 bucks take half and get to stepping!”

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