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The Jewish tie salesman

Posted: Fri May 24, 2013 2:36 pm
by CrashDummy
A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding
through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in
the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only
to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small
makeshift display rack - selling ties.

The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you
like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do
not need such an over-priced western adornment. I
spit on your ties. I need water!"

"Sorry, I have none, just ties - pure silk, and only $5."

"Pahh! A curse on your ties! I should wrap one around

your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you
but . . . I must conserve my energy and find water!"

"Okay," said the little old Jewish man. "It does not matter
that you do not want to buy a tie from me, or that you
hate me, threaten my life, and call me infidel. I will show
you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over
that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a
restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water
you need. Go In Peace."

Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered
away, over the hill.

Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead,
and gasped,

"They won't let me in without a tie!"

Re: The Jewish tie salesman

Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 7:18 am
by Motomom
Cute Randy!! :lol: