Some more silly stuff

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Some more silly stuff

#1 Post by Jackie » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:11 pm

NOVELS THAT NEVER MADE IT TO A BEST SELLERS LIST

The Yellow River
By I. P. Daley

Revenge of the Tiger
By Claude Balls

Foot Prints on the Beach
By Sandy Claws

Tail between two Cities
By Betty Hooker

Dysfunctional Personalities
By Billy Badger

Antlers in the Treetops
By Gossa da Moose

Naughty Bedtime Stories
By Window Shades Wally


A peeping tom was spotted in my neighborhood. I’m not saying that my wife is ugly, but one night she accidently left the bedroom window shade up and no one’s seen the pervert since.

My skinny husband took up bodybuilding. Now he now looks like a stick figure covered with bumps.

My skinny wife bought a bikini. When we go to the beach, she looks like a pair of pliers with a Band-Aid wrapped around it.

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