Farmer Jones and the Ghost

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Farmer Jones and the Ghost

#1 Post by Jackie » Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:51 pm

Farmer Jones attended church for the first time in his life. He told himself that he was going to change his sinful ways and become a good Christian.
The preacher finished his sermon with a simple question. “Has anyone in this congregation ever had intercourse with a ghost?” Farmer Jones paused, took a deep breath, then rose slowly to his feet .
The preacher looked at Farmer Jones, then asked. “Farmer Jones, you’ve actually had intercourse with a ghost?”
Farmer Jones has a surprised look on his face as he answered. Oh, I thought you said a “Goat.”

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