The 401 Keg Plan

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CrashDummy
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The 401 Keg Plan

#1 Post by CrashDummy » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:20 pm

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.
Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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Re: The 401 Keg Plan

#2 Post by HoneyBadger » Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:08 am

LOL, sounds like a good plan to me!
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