Another Blonde Joke

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Another Blonde Joke

#1 Post by CrashDummy » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:03 pm

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego

When she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.



The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"



"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?



"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.



My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."



"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blond's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.



Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.



With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blond. "What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."



"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over ---- so now we're going to Sea World."
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Re: Another Blonde Joke

#2 Post by Jackie » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:12 am

This is one of the cutest jokes on the forum. I can’t believe no one has commented on it.

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

#3 Post by CrashDummy » Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:31 pm

Now someone has. I thought it was cute too.
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Re: Another Blonde Joke

#4 Post by chiconaduc » Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:31 pm

You'll get no comment from me on blonde jokes, as I am blonde and married to a Finn, and therefore have heard Every.Single.One from my father-in-law already.
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