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#1 Post by CrashDummy » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:52 pm

I am having an out-of-money experience.

Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln ?

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"


SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Go into a corner with a little less speed and come out faster

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Re: The bumper stickers read:

#2 Post by SabreSarah » Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:26 pm

AWESOME!
-Savage!

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