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by Jackie
Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:17 pm
Forum: The Jester's Forum
Topic: The Security Guard
Replies: 1
Views: 3341

The Security Guard

A security guard was in charge of checking the contents of everything that passed through his gate at closing time. The guard was suspicious of one worked in particular who always left the plant with a wheelbarrow filled with sand. The guard filtered through the sand, but he could never find anythin...
by Jackie
Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:39 am
Forum: The Jester's Forum
Topic: BUBBLES IN THE BATHTUB
Replies: 0
Views: 7282

BUBBLES IN THE BATHTUB

BUBBLES IN THE BATHTUB A young man is taking a neighborhood survey. When someone answers the door, he introduces himself and asks the following question. “My name is Ron and I’m taking a neighborhood survey. Would you please tell me your first name and what your favorite pastime is.” The gentleman a...
by Jackie
Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:12 am
Forum: The Jester's Forum
Topic: Another Blonde Joke
Replies: 3
Views: 4035

Re: Another Blonde Joke

This is one of the cutest jokes on the forum. I can’t believe no one has commented on it.

Jackie
by Jackie
Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:11 pm
Forum: The Jester's Forum
Topic: Some more silly stuff
Replies: 0
Views: 6253

Some more silly stuff

NOVELS THAT NEVER MADE IT TO A BEST SELLERS LIST The Yellow River By I. P. Daley Revenge of the Tiger By Claude Balls Foot Prints on the Beach By Sandy Claws Tail between two Cities By Betty Hooker Dysfunctional Personalities By Billy Badger Antlers in the Treetops By Gossa da Moose Naughty Bedtime ...
by Jackie
Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:51 am
Forum: The Jester's Forum
Topic: Big Sam's Ah-Coming
Replies: 2
Views: 3928

Big Sam's Ah-Coming

A tenderfoot arrives in a western town in the 1860’s and goes to work in a saloon as a bartender. “If you hear that big Sam’s ah-coming, drop everything and run for your life,” the owner of the bar said. “Who’s Big Sam?” the tenderfoot asked. “Never mind, just drop everything and run as fast as you ...
by Jackie
Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:08 am
Forum: Main Discussion- Motorcycle Related
Topic: Women motorcyclists and age old sexism.
Replies: 2
Views: 4321

Women motorcyclists and age old sexism.

I can still remember the first time I saw a woman riding a motorcycle. The year was 1947 and I was eleven years old. I thought it was really cool. Of course we didn’t use the term “cool” back then. We used words like “snazzy,” “terrif” and “keen.” I told my parents about the lady motorcyclists, but ...
by Jackie
Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:05 am
Forum: The Jester's Forum
Topic: Silly Stuff
Replies: 1
Views: 3589

Silly Stuff

What the drunk said over his cell phone when he found himself standing on an unfamiliar street corner. “I’m at the corner of “Walk and Don’t Walk.” How do you identify a Harley rider? Look for the bugs in their teeth. If a rider on a cruiser insults your sports bike, inform them that you gave up rid...
by Jackie
Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:37 am
Forum: The Jester's Forum
Topic: 40 years of marriage and the magic fairy
Replies: 0
Views: 3844

40 years of marriage and the magic fairy

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and loving each other for all this time, I will grant each of...
by Jackie
Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:58 am
Forum: The Jester's Forum
Topic: Mice playing hide & seek
Replies: 0
Views: 3819

Mice playing hide & seek

The little boy mouse and the little girl mouse decided to play hide & seek in the kitchen. The little boy mouse covered his eyes and counted to ten. The first place he looked was behind the refrigerator. Nothing there, so he said out loud, “When I find you, I’m going nibble on your ears.” There was ...
by Jackie
Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:40 pm
Forum: Main Discussion- Motorcycle Related
Topic: I heard the same motorcycle arguments sixty years ago.
Replies: 3
Views: 4665

I heard the same motorcycle arguments sixty years ago.

In the 1950s, my wife’s father rode an Indian Motorcycles and Harley Davidson was a cuss word in his presents. When I discovered the BMW R50 in 1955, I was mesmerized by that little puddle jumper, but I was constantly reminded that BMWs weren’t made in America. Sound familiar. My first bike was a ba...
by Jackie
Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:51 pm
Forum: The Jester's Forum
Topic: Farmer Jones and the Ghost
Replies: 0
Views: 3481

Farmer Jones and the Ghost

Farmer Jones attended church for the first time in his life. He told himself that he was going to change his sinful ways and become a good Christian. The preacher finished his sermon with a simple question. “Has anyone in this congregation ever had intercourse with a ghost?” Farmer Jones paused, too...
by Jackie
Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:05 pm
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: New member introducing himself
Replies: 5
Views: 5702

New member introducing himself

Hello, My name is Jackie Shirley. Please note that Shirley is spelled with a masculine “S” because I’m a he and not a she. I haven’t ridden lately. My last bike was a 1983 1100cc Honda V-65 Magna that I kept for 19 years. I’ve had many occupations. I was an Automotive & Aerospace draftsman, a billia...