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A security guard was in charge of checking the contents of everything that passed through his gate at closing time. The guard was suspicious of one worked in particular who always left the plant with a wheelbarrow filled with sand. The guard filtered through the sand, but he could never find anythin...

BUBBLES IN THE BATHTUB A young man is taking a neighborhood survey. When someone answers the door, he introduces himself and asks the following question. “My name is Ron and I’m taking a neighborhood survey. Would you please tell me your first name and what your favorite pastime is.” The gentleman a...

This is one of the cutest jokes on the forum. I can’t believe no one has commented on it.

Jackie

NOVELS THAT NEVER MADE IT TO A BEST SELLERS LIST The Yellow River By I. P. Daley Revenge of the Tiger By Claude Balls Foot Prints on the Beach By Sandy Claws Tail between two Cities By Betty Hooker Dysfunctional Personalities By Billy Badger Antlers in the Treetops By Gossa da Moose Naughty Bedtime ...

A tenderfoot arrives in a western town in the 1860’s and goes to work in a saloon as a bartender. “If you hear that big Sam’s ah-coming, drop everything and run for your life,” the owner of the bar said. “Who’s Big Sam?” the tenderfoot asked. “Never mind, just drop everything and run as fast as you ...

I can still remember the first time I saw a woman riding a motorcycle. The year was 1947 and I was eleven years old. I thought it was really cool. Of course we didn’t use the term “cool” back then. We used words like “snazzy,” “terrif” and “keen.” I told my parents about the lady motorcyclists, but ...

What the drunk said over his cell phone when he found himself standing on an unfamiliar street corner. “I’m at the corner of “Walk and Don’t Walk.” How do you identify a Harley rider? Look for the bugs in their teeth. If a rider on a cruiser insults your sports bike, inform them that you gave up rid...

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and loving each other for all this time, I will grant each of...

The little boy mouse and the little girl mouse decided to play hide & seek in the kitchen. The little boy mouse covered his eyes and counted to ten. The first place he looked was behind the refrigerator. Nothing there, so he said out loud, “When I find you, I’m going nibble on your ears.” There was ...

In the 1950s, my wife’s father rode an Indian Motorcycles and Harley Davidson was a cuss word in his presents. When I discovered the BMW R50 in 1955, I was mesmerized by that little puddle jumper, but I was constantly reminded that BMWs weren’t made in America. Sound familiar. My first bike was a ba...

Farmer Jones attended church for the first time in his life. He told himself that he was going to change his sinful ways and become a good Christian. The preacher finished his sermon with a simple question. “Has anyone in this congregation ever had intercourse with a ghost?” Farmer Jones paused, too...

Hello, My name is Jackie Shirley. Please note that Shirley is spelled with a masculine “S” because I’m a he and not a she. I haven’t ridden lately. My last bike was a 1983 1100cc Honda V-65 Magna that I kept for 19 years. I’ve had many occupations. I was an Automotive & Aerospace draftsman, a billia...